In a bizarre turn of events, local authorities are on the lookout for an individual suspected of an unprecedented string of fortune cookie "massacres." The prime suspect, known only by the sketches found in their notebook, appears to have documented a series of crimes against the popular after-dinner treat with chilling precision and regularity.
The notebook, left behind at a scene peppered with cookie crumbs and fragments of fortunes, features a series of times next to crudely drawn images that resemble broken fortune cookies. Investigators are puzzled over the meticulous nature of the crimes, which seem to have been committed every few minutes, as if the culprit were not just defying superstition but also time itself.In an ironic twist, the last fortune recovered from the scene read, "You will soon be the center of attention," a prophecy that the cookie's assailant seems to have taken to heart.
Officials urge anyone with information about the notorious cookie conundrum to come forward, assuring potential witnesses that there is no such thing as too small a crumb of evidence in the case dubbed "The Chronological Cookie Caper."
In a bizarre turn of events, local authorities are on the lookout for an individual suspected of an unprecedented string of fortune cookie "massacres." The prime suspect, known only by the sketches found in their notebook, appears to have documented a series of crimes against the popular after-dinner treat with chilling precision and regularity.
The notebook, left behind at a scene peppered with cookie crumbs and fragments of fortunes, features a series of times next to crudely drawn images that resemble broken fortune cookies. Investigators are puzzled over the meticulous nature of the crimes, which seem to have been committed every few minutes, as if the culprit were not just defying superstition but also time itself.In an ironic twist, the last fortune recovered from the scene read, "You will soon be the center of attention," a prophecy that the cookie's assailant seems to have taken to heart.
Officials urge anyone with information about the notorious cookie conundrum to come forward, assuring potential witnesses that there is no such thing as too small a crumb of evidence in the case dubbed "The Chronological Cookie Caper."
I love how you did all little word play with the glasses.