If I Were a Bus Driver

song

Photo by Tolu Olarewaju on Unsplash

If I were a bus driver
And you were a skin-diver,
Would you take a ride with me
To the bottom of the sea?

If I were a bus driver, 
Would you take a ride with me?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Should I wait for you or should I roll on?
Will you, won't you, won't you, will you get in?
You're looking at me like you think I'm kiddin'.

If I were a garbage man
Emptying your garbage can,
Would you throw yourself away for me
In spite of your family?

If I were a garbage man,
Would you throw yourself away for me?

Tell me, tell me, tell me.
Look into my eyes and do not fail me.
Will you, won't you, won't you, will you say it?
Love me with your body, mind, and spirit.

If I were an artist
And you were a florist,
Would you let me
Paint your flowers in the morning?

If I were an artist,
Would you let me paint your flowers in the morning?

Show me, show me, show me.
I'm an open book and you can know me.
Will you, won't you, won't you, will you stand up?
I am on the ledge, I need a hand up.

If I were a bartender
And you were a pretender,
Would you pour a drink for me
On our anniversary?

If I were a bartender,
Would you pour a drink for me
On our anniversary?

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