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God’s eye stares into the midnight sky of the dark universe at the bottom of my trouser pocket. My fingers beak like an early bird toward God’s home, the worming dollar bill, and pull it out into the blinding supermarket light. The cash register stamps out the vowelless syllables of His name in whom we trust. The lovely checker is my priest and confessor, transubstantiating the fading green NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM ANNUIT COEPTIS at exactly the rate of inflation. And the Twinkies I buy today cost a few cents more than a month ago, but I have traded God for these Twinkies so I know they are worth much more.