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I once had a mother named Mom Who had a secret identity in Guam, She used to take trips To the store to get chips And come home with a nuclear bomb.
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Note: This is a song—click on the audio widget above to listen to it. Words, music, guitar strumming, and vocals by Jonathan Potter Mama carried me inside her Nine long…
Mom asked me to come to dinner
The food was still warm in the oven
But she forgot to turn off the gas
And I as a pilot light a match for a smoke
We both had a blast.
hahhahhaha!!! Now that is one tough muthah!!!