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The empty ditch of January That borders December's leaf-strewn yard Reflects no sunrise in the weary Beclouded morning falling hard Upon El Niño's muddy, boggy, Unending grayness wet and soggy, Depression's weather's discontent For when the year's already spent Before it's hardly yet beginning, When we collapse onto the couch Of hibernation where we slouch And drink until the room starts spinning And morning turns to night and fades To black, no need to draw the shades.
Note: You might notice that the above is a specimen of a peculiar form known as an Onegin stanza or Pushkin sonnet. I’ve written a few others, some of which you can find here.
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Masterful! I love the first two lines!
Beautifully done, Jonathan!