1. Mary Jones had a lamb that followed her to school. 2. Mary Jones had a little lamb that was rather dumb. Where Mary went, that little lamb was sure to follow. 3. How Now Brown Cow? 4. Do you believe in magic? Do you think life is tragic? Is your approach strategic? I might ask you seven times if syllables lead to rhymes. I might ask you seven more Whether you are keeping score. 5. The way the sky plainly spreads out above the plains reminds me of the way the thought of you my love always lingers over the plain mundane this and that of my days. 6. I hesitate to say what motivates these lines. But if you insist, then I'll tell you it's from when I kissed your ruby lips. 7. Dylan Thomas was a fellow who liked to write syllabically. (Sometimes it can be difficult to determine the number of syllables spoken in certain words, especially if sleeping. But let's agree "syllabically" does in this case consist of four.) 8. I can't easily believe we did this. We elected a criminal to be the president of these United States. 9. What is this for? I asked the man who handed me a golden knob. He just pointed across the room: a knobless door. 10. I'm looking out the window at the gray sky. It's been this way ever since I know not when. The leaves on the limbs of the trees in the yard Sway in the breeze and wait calmly for the sun. 11. Shakespeare, too, counted syllables, but he also imposed a pattern of stresses— most often iambic pentameter. (That's not what these lines are illustrating.) 12. What is this thing for? I asked the man who had just handed me a mysterious golden knob. He just pointed across the darkened room at an ancient knobless door. 13. What is this for? I asked the strange man who had handed me a golden knob. He just pointed with his magic wand across the suddenly darkened room at a knobless door that glowed like coal.
Reader challenge: pair the above original examples of syllabic prosody with the labels below, as gleaned from The Book of Forms (5th Edition) by Lewis Turco.
A. monosyllabic B. disyllabic C. trisyllabic D. tetrasyllabic E. pentasyllabic F. hexasyllabic G. heptasyllabic H. octasyllabic I. nonasyllabic J. decasyllabic K. hendecasyllabic L. quantitative syllabic prosody M. not normative syllabic prosody
Jonathan, you've been accessing your inner Dylan (always a good thing!) I noticed that just "about the time the door knob broke", here in Desolation Row.
If I were to analyze my own work, I'd have to add a 14th category or subcategory: Asininic, in which regardless the syllabic form, the poem remains an asinine failure.