a poem partially stolen from IHOP Management
Punishment should always be relevant to the crime and that’s what this poem calls for.
Suggestion: "Why don't IHOP Management prosecute Trump for vandalising the world? And do it to "the full extent". See where they get with that.
I agree 100% with that Martin. But I have begun to call him Teflon Don as I recall there was someone named Teflon Don a mafia criminal years ago. I think the title fits, the idiot in charge. Sorry I couldn’t hold back.
IHOP, can't stop!, we all hop -- & don't cop to the bebop....!
Naughty but nice stuff!
"And you will wish you had never
been born to vandalize
our goddam restrooms, mister.
Do you get it? When we say
“the full extent” we mean
the goddam fullest fucking extent!"
Oh my gosh, that was the best laugh. I can't stop smiling.
of the LAW^^
Brilliant fun! The tone reminds me of Tony Hoagland, one of my favorites.
Hoagland is fantastic!
One of the BEST!
I swear I will never vandalize a iHop bathroom! Ever!
Sequel: "If you are caught making poems out of our signage ..."
You forgot to mention having to drink the left-over coffee, tepid not hot.
That's a perk!
Enjoyed this. Next level performance art via annotation.
Ha ha ha. Love it
Punishment should always be relevant to the crime and that’s what this poem calls for.
Suggestion: "Why don't IHOP Management prosecute Trump for vandalising the world? And do it to "the full extent". See where they get with that.
I agree 100% with that Martin. But I have begun to call him Teflon Don as I recall there was someone named Teflon Don a mafia criminal years ago. I think the title fits, the idiot in charge. Sorry I couldn’t hold back.
IHOP, can't stop!, we all hop -- & don't cop to the bebop....!
Naughty but nice stuff!
"And you will wish you had never
been born to vandalize
our goddam restrooms, mister.
Do you get it? When we say
“the full extent” we mean
the goddam fullest fucking extent!"
Oh my gosh, that was the best laugh. I can't stop smiling.
of the LAW^^
Brilliant fun! The tone reminds me of Tony Hoagland, one of my favorites.
Hoagland is fantastic!
One of the BEST!
I swear I will never vandalize a iHop bathroom! Ever!
Sequel: "If you are caught making poems out of our signage ..."
You forgot to mention having to drink the left-over coffee, tepid not hot.
That's a perk!
Enjoyed this. Next level performance art via annotation.
Ha ha ha. Love it